Abused 12-Year-Old Alabama Girl Doesn’t Think She Can Handle Being A Mom On Top Of Everything Else
I sometimes wish that Black Orchid had become irrelevant, and that the concerns in it were only the concerns of 30 years a…
I love listening to people who believe in at least one conspiracy theory make fun of people who believe in different conspiracy theories.
“Guess what? The NRA doesn’t care about you any more than they care about the victims of the latest massacre. They are just happy that you’re buying the company line and being banner men for their army.”
It takes every bit of energy I have to stay quiet
oh sorry ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᵃ ʳᵒᵇᵇᵉʳʸ ᵒᵖᵉⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵃᶠᵉ
I’ve slowly become the person I should have been a long time ago and I love it.
After the 2016 election, Jewish folks in Pittsburgh were some of the first to reach out to me and @jewishaction. They were bes…
Black History Month. Carter G. Woodson, known as the Father of.. htt…
What? I mean...what?
Auto-flush toilets must be male, because they keep interrupting me before I’m finished.
This reporting is DANGEROUS and could result in negligent shooting deaths of more children. This “gun safety instructor”…
He owes DC too. What the hell.
i appreciate this festiveness
This is what my brain looks like when I can’t think of any good tweets
I’ve been at this baby shower for 4 hours and I have decided I will be having an iud shower before my iud is swapped out an…
Haiku is a cross
between poetry and math.
What would you name this dog?
Why am I always available for everyone else?
president mushmouth grandpa gives thumbs up to guy who fingers middleschoolers
Why it feels like everyone on Instagram is filming their workouts
Falling in love isn’t really falling. It’s more like a roller coaster ride with peaks and valleys.
💎 @FloydMayweather 💎
I don’t need a poem about love I need a poem that teaches me how to parallel park in stressful situations
“Bro, I cant tell if those are fireworks or gunshots.”
I hope you never stop searching for things that are impossible to find.
Comparison between the two animated versions of The Lion King.
YOU SON OF A BITCH
Alright, what’s the catch?
Can you even imagine getting in bed and then easily falling asleep and then waking up feeling rested and then having a…
[extreme hulk hogan voice]
I am seeing a lot of this kind of shit the last few days and it is so gross.
Lung illness related to vaping has affected more than 800 people across 46 states and caused at least 12 deaths, according to the CDC. @tjholmes has more.
Guys, I need you to resist the urge to respond to sexist criticisms of women by asserting that in fact, “men love that in a woman.” Whether or not something is attractive to men is not the metric for what is acceptable for women to be.
my friend found a list of reasons I wrote to not kill myself from a couple of years ago and one of the reasons was “Taylor Swift’s album Reputation comes out in a few months” and she goes “bitch you really should have just ended it all” I-
Everything at the mini mart is normal-sized and I feel so betrayed.
Sometimes I like tweets that reference things I don’t necessarily GET but I WANT TO GET.
@BranchburgPod @JAdomian @brendohare @corysnearowski @sheaserrano @ConanOBrien
I like a good paradox, like being cruel to be kind, or tweeting about doing stuff.
ONE NIGHT STAND, really?? Please. What kind of girl you think I am? Like, no thanks babe, I need my bedroom furniture symmet…
🎶 there’s a girl who’s been on my mind, all the time / sus-sus-spiria 🎶
Listen, they didn’t call themselves Buffalo Tame Wings
This Twix Commercial. What a time.
This is so sad! 😢 Hate having to see and hear my Bahamian people crying out for help.